Archive for the ‘Airplanes’ Category
Go Ahead Touch My Junk
You people that are claiming you dont want to have the TSA pat you or xray you are probably the same people that bitch at the police for a ticket even tho you know you did it.
Or the same people that yell at a fast food employee because you have lettuce on your BUN!
Or maybe you are the type that refused a xray and then got on the plane and it blows up because your stupid ass
when they let someone on that was actually dangerous.
GROW UP
They can feel me up, talk to it, grab it if they want as long as I am safer getting on a airplane
In fact I will help them.
STOP BITCHING – This is the world we live in today!
Except for the people that truly have medical conditions or other issues
Go into the private screening areas
Babies
Need we say anything other than BABIES! I mean from Mr Stanky pants to the screamer, is there actually anything that is worse? The flight attendants need to keep emergency Nyquil bottles handy at all times. A couple of shots and we have peaceful baby.
The Drooler
Yes its true. How many times have people just fell asleep and leaned over towards you and drooled all over your suit ? They should allow people to use the oxygen masks for droolers.
Baggage
Are you kidding me? Is there any question about the annoying passenger that HAS TO DRAG a LARGE bag onto an airplane.
Come on.
When are you people going to learn not to bring your giant teddy bears, golf clubs, movie projectors, desktop computer or your total home gym onto the airplane ? The only reason you didnt bring the kitchen sink with you, was because it was cemented into your counter!

