Archive for the ‘Relatives’ Category

Ok, so when all he relatives get together and they just have to talk about everything in the family’s business and the neighbors business and even the milkmans business. The only business they are not talking about is their own, thats until a group of them go into another room

Hey sis have you got $5.00 and can I borrow your car? Here is the classic case of the crack brother. You know the bother that shows up in the middle of the night and stares at you while you are sleeping while rifling your purse. That special moment when you see him leave with the TV out the front door, or selling your clothes at a garage sale right on the corner.

It’s not enough that he is a real pain in the ass and treats your sister like crap and has been unemployed for the past three months. It’s that he can’t quite understand that women have the right to vote, dont cook breakfast everyday, is allowed to wear nice clothes instead of the wife beater T-Shirts he wears and actually has intelligent thoughts other than when the next stupid poker game is.