Dont Touch Kate!

TSA – get your mittens off my girl !
Unless you will feel the wrath of all the Underworld

She dont play. Ask the Vampires

Golden Globes….Ricky G..What a Host:)

When it comes to people that crack me up…Ricky G is one of them.

He tore it up at the Golden Globes….but one of the funniest things is all the people getting irritated or is that a scam too…

Like the GG didnt know that Ricky G was going to do the same thing he always does.?????

Its okay for that moron Lady Gaga to wear meat to an awards event and act like a total bonehead half the time

but its not okay for Ricky the Man to get real !!!

Its not like anything he said was news!

Health and Whats Wrong with everyone…..

Are you kidding me

One report says dont eat this and dont eat that…the next report says eat that and that forget what the other report says ???? What…………..I guess you should just stand in the corner jogging with a bottle of water and a cracker!!!

The Holidays

Tis the season to be rude. When did the holidays turn into a RUDE CONTEST ? I cannot believe all the people that were just plain pissed off this year. Went to a store to get a last minute present and the cashier was so rude I just left the present at the stand and walked out….Have a nice day. Got a gift card instead… went and got her a Blockbuster card and gave it to her, maybe a blockbuster night of SAW 4 will help

People that obviously dont want business.

Its unbelievable what people do to keep people from doing business with them and companies wonder why they are not busy.
Read This:

Company #1: Contacted via phone and email on setting up a mold to build a product I want to do.
I will get you that information within 24 hours is what they told me via phone and email.

4 Days later I asked where the estimate was at?
Response
: You are not the only one that we are doing business with and you are in order in the que.
We probably cant help you anyway as you will think our prices are too high. So maybe its best you go with someone else.

15 Minutes later I received a partial estimate ??? What ???
So I replied no thank you I will take my business elsewhere

And this was no small project.

Company #2: Contacted a graphics company via phone that was recommended by 3M as one of their vendors.

Called up and a woman answers the phone Hello ? and they sounded out of it.
I asked is this a business ? She says yes. Whats the name of it? She tells me in a tone that was like I bothered her.
I stated if this was a business I suggest that you answer as such and I think I will go elsewhere.

Company#3: Contacted on the same graphics project, which by the way is 3000 units
I asked them what they could provide me with as far as types of graphics.
Phone person says: Cant you just check our website ? We dont have time to tell you all that and hangs up.

Need I say any more ?

Hey could you just tear out that wall ???

Whats truly amazing are the people that say , gee I really like your work, but could you tear that wall out, move the fireplace over 20ft and then pull a rabbit out of your butt while eating peanut butter standing on your head ?

And by the way, what was the balance I owe you ?

Because I know you arent going to charge me for the small adjustments are you ?

Plus remember, this is your brother in law, sister in law, cousin, neighbor etc etc

Presidents of the United States


Isnt it amazing whoever is President of the USA……People hate them

It doesnt matter who had won the election….Does it?

We have a fantastic opportunity right now and all you hear is the crybabies about who is right and who is wrong divided by invisible lines, that the regular people dont really care about.

Just because you dont agree with someone doesnt mean they are an idiot! You may have good ideas and they may have good ideas, hasnt anyone heard of getting together to solve an issue instead of worrying about where the idea comes from.

Now Here is the REAL DEAL

What ??????????

Go Ahead Touch My Junk

Are you serious PEOPLE!!!!!

You people that are claiming you dont want to have the TSA pat you or xray you are probably the same people that bitch at the police for a ticket even tho you know you did it.

Or the same people that yell at a fast food employee because you have lettuce on your BUN!

Or maybe you are the type that refused a xray and then got on the plane and it blows up because your stupid ass
when they let someone on that was actually dangerous.

GROW UP
They can feel me up, talk to it, grab it if they want as long as I am safer getting on a airplane
In fact I will help them.

STOP BITCHING – This is the world we live in today!

Except for the people that truly have medical conditions or other issues
Go into the private screening areas